I'm taking birth control pills - Mircette, to be exact. I had a nice little pamphlet which told me what to do in case I forgot to take a pill, but a wee stroke of genius I had made me leave it at home when I moved to the dorm. The Mircette website is also very much less-than-helpful. So, what am I supposed to do? I missed one pill.
And, to add a twist of vagina:
I love my vagina! And my vulva, and my clit, and all the lovely parts not mentioned. I love the Vagina Monologes, I love my vagina. Three cheers for the female genitalia!