a few prawns short of a galaxy (glitterberrys) wrote in vaginapagina,
a few prawns short of a galaxy

The Tale of the Toxic Vag

To make a long and potentially hilarious story short, my girlfriend performed oral sex on me about 24 hours after I used MetroGel. Should I have called poison control or something? I wasn't too worried about it at the time because there was none on the external skin, and the only stuff she seemed to get on her fingers was deep inside. I'd used the restroom beforehand and wiped thoroughly, and she didn't notice any unusual taste or smell, so I figured there was nothing to worry about, but now I'm second guessing myself.

I swear, I need to just start pinning notes with pertinent day-to-day information on them to my clothes, because I forget everything these days. Truly this was not my most brilliant day ever.
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