So...long story short, I am not pregnant but my period is a day late and I need it to come ASAP so I don't have to deal with it for the holidays or anything. Also I just feel gross and have been PMSing for a week and I just want it to come. I decided to try drinking parsley tea and making a parsley pessary...the latter was a TERRIBLE idea.
I balled it up and just pushed it in...and now I can't get it out for the life of me. I've tried every position, sitting, standing, one foot on the toilet, etc etc. I can feel it with my fingertips but I cannot seem to get it out. I'm starting to panic. It's been in there for a while now and I want it out. I am really terrified of getting a yeast infection or BV, I've never had to put up with either of those things so I'm really not trying to see what it's like now! :( In all of these positions I tried "pushing" or bearing down, and it won't budge. It's right on the ridge/curve of my vagina and no matter how much I swish my fingers around, try scooping motions, etc, it won't come out :((
My boyfriend is going to come over and try to help me later but I just wish I could do it myself. Any advice? Do you think he will be able to get it out? My vagina is on the smaller and tighter side but right now it seems pretty damn long, I've never finaegled anything around in there like this before, I was sitting/squatting on the bathroom floor trying not to cry out of frustration.
Any help would be greatly appreciated :( :(