They have a "What is my Poop Trying to Tell Me?" as well as a urine version. I think they should have a discharge version for us ladies. Hi, VP. I'm BG and I'll be your puzzled poster for this evening. So, the facts: I was on HBC last month (Loestrin) but came off of it this month due to switching health insurance. I finished my pack around the 4th last month, had my period, had sex with the boyfriend while on my period, and now am waiting rather impatiently for my period to show up this time. I was *sure* I was getting it a few days ago, but when I went to the bathroom to check, my discharge was very thick and goopy. Iti also had a stronger smell than normal; not a bad smell, just weirdly strong. Is this an ovulation/ pre-menstrual sign? I had my normal PMS symptoms last week, and feel fine this week. Did I just skip a period? I'm planning on going back on BC when my period shows up, but how long should I wait for it? I'm going to the store and getting a pregnancy test tomorrow morning just to be sure, but it's highly unlikely that I'm knocked up. VP, what is my discharge trying to tell me?