Are there any safe lubricants similar to "j-lube"? After reading this page I'm not too sure the side effect of dying is worth it or if I'd want to use the same product they use on farm animals haha. J-lube is a thick, clear, extremely slippery lubricant that is kind of like... goo. It's in ecto-porn from Japan.
Thank you for any help!
edit- I want this to bathe in so there would have to be a large quantity of it.