I'm pretty sure I have an anal fissure .. I'm pretty sure I've had one (on and off) for *ehem* two years, but after a bout of stomach problems and excessive bathroom trips, it's either re-opened or ... I don't even know. All I know is that my butt is basically on fire.
I had planned on going to my walk in clinic tomorrow, but a doctor I hate is in and I really don't want to deal with him... so what are some home remedies to relieve the pain/discomfort/willingness to lapse into a coma.