i know this sounds ridic, but hear me out. take HSV, for example. i know you can get oral HSV from sharing a glass with someone. so wouldn't it then follow that you could get genital HSV if toilet water splashed on you?
i ask this because our toilets at work have kind of a mind of their own, and today one went crazy when i flushed and splashed dirty water all over my ass. i know. gross. and it's not like i could shower at work; i had to wait until i got home. so i'm just wondering if you guys have heard of people getting diseases this way - i know it's probably unlikely, but i wasn't sure if it was possible, and i tend to be a bit of a hypochondriac, so i need you guys to be my sanity check.