11:11 am - 10/09/2007

Video of a Brazilian wax

Someone uploaded a rather eye-opening video of a woman getting a Brazilian wax to YouPorn.com today.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32638

Obviously, it isn't a work-safe clip. And the site it's hosted on is a "pornography" site (though it is free, and not as cluttered with ads as some). The clip itself is pretty mundane, apart from the half-naked girl getting her pubic hair yanked out.

I hope posting a link to this video isn't inappropriate. I have seen numerous posts in the past of people asking what a Brazilian is like and how in-depth the "procedure" is. When I saw this clip, I thought it'd answer all of those questios... and then some.

Also, ouch.
incarnated_joy 9th-Oct-2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
Ooh thank you, I've been trying to find a way to tell my friends what a brazillian is like.

I will say this though, damn that girl was quiet. I'm no wax virgin, but a brazillian never fails to make me scream XD
jewliejewels 9th-Oct-2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
while i like the feeling of wax,i have thought about getting a brazilian but it looks a bit uncomfortable
dnl2002 9th-Oct-2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
Oh.My.God.

Seriously, ladies...you PAY someone to torture you like that? Wow.

I keep thinking of Steve Carell screaming in The 40 Year Old Virgin...

And how does one end up in a proffession like that? That was way more hoochiecoochie than my gyno sees, and I know she gets paid a hell of a lot more. ;)

Of course I'm just being tongue-in-cheek here...to each their own!

Thanks for sharing this, just gave me all the proof I need that I will never have the balls to wax the beav. (Pun intended, bwahaha!)
cinder_andsmoke 9th-Oct-2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
the balls to wax the beav. hahahahahahhaahhahah way to make me lol at work.
skeas 9th-Oct-2007 04:03 pm (UTC)
This video makes me long for a shady little wax place with perfunctory waxers who get the job done. Where I live, there are only spas that offer any kind of waxing, and the whole process can get pretty chatty and drawn out when the girl asks you about your life's goals and what you ate for breakfast. Finally, after you know everything about each other, she asks you if you want to turn over and do your ass. And you just can't do it. It's hard enough to get through the vag part after you guys become bffs.

This is exactly the kind of waxing experience I'd want. No discussion about what's happening, no trying to make small talk and deliberately skirting around the issue at hand. The only reason I met you is because you are here to pull the hairs from my crotch. Much as you may wish we met on the train, or in a cafe, we are actually gathered around my cooter. Let us proceed.
dnl2002 9th-Oct-2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
It's been a while since I actually really, truly laughed out loud at a post...yours did the trick!

Let us proceed, indeed! ;)
violet_tigress1 9th-Oct-2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
"Cooter" still makes me laugh.
habibekindheart 9th-Oct-2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
LOL me too. I call my Diva Cup the Cooter Cup...
indigodye 9th-Oct-2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
Great comment!
reijigin 9th-Oct-2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that's what I was thinking... I've never had one but I'm going to get one next week, and while watching that I was thinking "I hope it goes that fast!" :X
revolte_avecmoi 10th-Oct-2007 02:30 am (UTC)
LMAO.
bake 9th-Oct-2007 04:06 pm (UTC)
Wow. I get uncomfortable enough going for my yearly paps but that lady was ALL UP IN THERE. First, I can't imagine doing that for a job (the things you must see - I can't imagine all lady bits are attractive or that they all smell good...) and second, I can't imagine letting anyone I didn't know REALLY WELL do that to me.

I recently bought a home waxing kit for my vulva but I've been somewhat afraid to try it out. I'm not a big fan of pain and it hurts bad enough when I get my hairs caught in a panty liner! Ouchers!
ellinht 9th-Oct-2007 04:10 pm (UTC)
The pain is no where near as bad as what I thought it would be, but be careful with home waxing! if you pull in the wrong direction (which is sooo easy down there) it will hurt WAY more than a professional job.

and ALLLLLL lady bits are individual and attractive in their own way! no such thing as ugly genitals!:P
bake 9th-Oct-2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you for the advice!

And I guess I was thinking more about hygeine issues than the actual presentation of the bits themselves. I didn't mean to imply that some chicks have "ugly" bits. Sorry for the confusion. =)
bake 9th-Oct-2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
Scuse me, that's hygiene, of course.

Also, I have always wondered... I have one singular, small skin tag on my inner thigh, not super close to the crease where my leg meets vulva. I've wondered what will happen to that thing with the waxing. Maybe I should have it snipped off before I try?
incarnated_joy 9th-Oct-2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
I have that on my underarm, skin tag is not bothered by the waxing at all.
Dan DelVacchio ugly vaginas6th-Apr-2014 02:37 am (UTC)
my wife worked in a strip club one of the bartenders decided to put on a show, I gave her a fiver to put her g string back on
betterbebalboa 9th-Oct-2007 04:29 pm (UTC)
Wow, all these comments about how painful and awful a Brazilian is. I didn't watch the video, but when I had mine done, by solid professionals, it didn't hurt more than taking off a band-aid. Seriously, stay hydrated, don't go near your period, and take 2 ibuprofen an hour before. Not that bad.
betterbebalboa 9th-Oct-2007 04:30 pm (UTC)
Clarification: this isn't meant to make those who find Brazilians painful to be wusses or to nag on them... I just love Brazilians myself.
moonnfreak 9th-Oct-2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
but in the video it wasn't just a few pulls, it was tons of pulls over and over and over! that's what has got me scared! i have high pain tolerance and have been curious about getting a brazillian but now i'm terrified!!
betterbebalboa 9th-Oct-2007 05:39 pm (UTC)
If the waxer is good, they should only need to go over (read: pull wax from) each area one or two times. Pulling from the same area again and again is a sign of inexpertise, and can lead to irritation.
bake 9th-Oct-2007 04:31 pm (UTC)
I imagine it's like getting a tattoo, or a piercing, or anything that causes "pain" - some people handle it better than others I'd guess. I do thank you for the suggestions to help minimize it, though. I'll keep them in mind before I attack my fuzz here at home!
alwaysamommy 9th-Oct-2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
No thanks, I'll stick with the razor.
wishuponakate 9th-Oct-2007 04:54 pm (UTC)
OH...MY. I'll just keep shaving... I am totally fine with that. haha.
demoiselle_haze 9th-Oct-2007 04:56 pm (UTC)
That just scared the thought of getting a Brazillian right out of my head.
minimalistcrash 10th-Oct-2007 01:40 am (UTC)
same here..
lotus82 9th-Oct-2007 05:15 pm (UTC)
Oh my God, OW OW OW!
I never had a Brazilian and never waxed down there either - I just... can't... my poor vagina, I can't do it to her! We all exist just fine with shaving the bikini line and trimming everything else.
beachbanshee 9th-Oct-2007 05:48 pm (UTC)
Oweee!
x_hypatia_x 9th-Oct-2007 06:00 pm (UTC)
Just FYI for those who haven't had a Brazilian:

1.) My waxer uses a little popsicle stick thingy to spread the wax. Dunno what the thing this woman's using is.

2.) I've never made a single sound and did not find it difficult to refrain from making a sound during the process. I just didn't find it that painful.

3.) I think this is probably just cause the video looks speeded up, but the waxer seems to be pressing/rubbing a lot harder than my waxer ever does, plus she's going over the same area waaaaaaay more times than should be necessary, and I think part of that is because she doesn't seem to be making an effort to hold the skin taut. (See next point).

4.) Usually your waxer will have you help, e.g., "Hold right here," so you keep the skin taut, and that also means you know what's coming next, so it's not a shock or anything when she moves on to other areas.

5.) Both places I've been have given me little disposable panty thingies, which admittedly get shoved all out of the way and stuff, but it does at least let you keep the illusion of not having all your coochie bits up in her face 'n' stuff.
thenuddpants 9th-Oct-2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
I thought the wax thin she was using was odd too, and I've always been under the impression that one should use hard wax for the nether regions, which this woman is clearly not doing.

All the waxers I've been to have (a) used hard wax and (b) had me help them hold stuff.

I agree with you though - I've never made a sound, and personally dont find it all that bad
thenuddpants 9th-Oct-2007 10:22 pm (UTC)
thing*
revolte_avecmoi 10th-Oct-2007 02:34 am (UTC)
it looks like she's using a home waxing kit..i tried one on my legs once, and it had strips like that, except the wax was already on there. that's probabyl why she had to pull so many times - because she didn't put the wax right on the girl.

plus, owww, fuck. i really want a brazilian because i hate having hair Down There, but i am so not into the whole "okay, let's do it doggy-style now!" thing.
akutaq 9th-Oct-2007 10:35 pm (UTC)
I get a Brazillian, religiously, every 6 weeks. Mine aren't done quite like that though. After the first couple strips of wax are off, my endorphins (spelling?) kick in and I don't have that much pain. I can't stand having hair down there!
reijigin 9th-Oct-2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm going to get my first waxing ever next week and it's gonna be like that... Eeeek! Thanks for the link! I was going to ask about it here, actually.
gemfyre 10th-Oct-2007 02:59 am (UTC)
She doesn't even have any hair to start with!

I'm "fully furred" and haven't seen many other lady crotches, so to me, that looks like she's been waxed even before they started.

*crosses legs tightly* Hot wax and sharp objects are never going near my cooter.
hapi_phantom 10th-Oct-2007 12:51 pm (UTC)
Fuck. That. I'll stick to using my electric trimmer.
vicious_mongrel 11th-Oct-2007 10:54 am (UTC)
Wow the fact that she's using strip wax and not hot wax is scaring me about that vid, there is no WAY I would let any waxer come near my eyebrows or bikini/brazillian area with strip wax (also known as warm wax)

Hot wax or nothing strip wax I'm find with for leg and if its good wax and a good waxer for underarms (although I do prefer hot wax for underarms also) but hot wax just works better and is so much less painful.
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